After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
&nbs! p; Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

*****

* MUTHU AND TOURIST *

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village ... and
Muthu said .. 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

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* MUTHU AND HIS EXPERIMENT *

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to
'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it.
If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

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* MUTHU AND DRIVER *

When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the driver adjusted the
mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

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* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL *

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he
had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was
he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard '* WASH BASIN *

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* MUTHU AND INT! ERVIEWER - FINAL PART *

Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will
you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'

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* Oh ...... the funniest ... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '* PRESS *' pinned on the right
part of her blouse walked past him ... and he did it!

DAMN PISS LA CNT PERFORM IN SCH AFTER MY HARD WOK OF TRGN!!! DAMN IT!!